Flirty SMS messages
I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get. |
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number! |
If I said u had a hot body would u hold it against me? |
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
Come on take your kit off and get on top of me.... Enjoy me until U R totally satisfied. Lovingly yours... Toilet :) |
Your lips look so sweet, just one kiss and I swear I could give up sugar for life. |
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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Your arse is like a basketball, mind if I dribble all over it? |
Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten |
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? |
How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her |
Press down please one more time ,ok more YES ahh ohh yes just there yeah baby harder, HARDER,this feels SO GOOD!mmm yeah baby now THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE!! |
RECIPE 4 LUV CAKE:spread legs,squeeze + massage milk pots,check frequently with midfinger,add banana,work in-out till well creamed.Cake done when banana soft!!! |
Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number! |
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience |
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!! |
:-*( (I want more than a kiss on the cheek) |
God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY! |
I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!! |
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