SMS messages

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and great in bed. Your safe, but where the fu.k will i hide.
A man got himself a puzzle game. it took him one hard year 2 finish it. he was so proud of himself bcoz on the side of the box it said 2 - 3 years
Just wanted to let you know... you are on my mind... every second of everyday i think about you... and i wish.... you weren't so far away! I MISS YOU!
Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 20 pounds and a mother-in-law.
What did God say after creating man? I can do much better.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........
You've got SEX APPEAL ... u've got INTELLIGENCE ... u've got CLASS ... u got da FACE, u got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY
This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:... try again... again... maybe you are just not sexy?... one more time... hey don't force it, ugly!!!
Why did they call it PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken!
Text messaging is like a blow-job of an amateur prostitute; short, sweet and always cheap!!!
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Oh! ur phone is working then, U LIAR!
A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection, a picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur friend is a form of... Good Taste!
What is 10 inches long- 2inches thick and starts with a p??? A really good crap
if i tell you this ur not to tell anyone,ur the only one ive told so far cos your a good friend but guess whos due in 2 months!... FUCKING SANTA
i just got my medical results. my condition is critical,as days pass by i bcom SEXIER & SEXIER but dnt worry its not contagious......u wont get it!
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Can you crack the code? If not
try turning your phone upside
down...
 
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